From: Bob Cunningham <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Meeting Request *
I attempted to connect with you this week, as I am looking to schedule a brief meeting to share a few mobile design strategies that we have currently implemented with clients like RBC, Lowes, & Siemens.
Mr. Cunnilingus is a fucking liar. He never tried to contact me earlier. He’s also a fucking name-dropper because I must assume that his service won’t stand on its own merits.
We are one of only a few, ‘Human Factors’ certified Mobile Design studios in North America.
But sadly, just one of many clueless, low life, fucking spammers.
All of our staff are Masters or PhD qualified in ‘Human Factors’, or other disciplines related to user experience and software product design.
All of whom are too stupid to know that it’s illegal to spam and really too stupid to find a reputable company to work for.
Here’s the not so cunning ham’s contact info:
And some other email addresses that these spammers would love to have you spam back:
email@example.com • firstname.lastname@example.org