Subject: Letter of Introduction (High Quality Gaskets, Washers, Seals and Die-Stamped Parts)
For over 70 years, Gasket Manufacturing Company has produced high quality precision metallic and non-metallic stamped parts for the aerospace, automotive and petroleum industries (including Boeing, Goodrich, Honeywell, Lockheed Martin, Shimadzu, and many other satisfied customers).
We want to earn your business, too!
Lillian (not her real name, I’m sure) is too busy being a cunt to realize that my business has no use for the shit they’re flogging. But if Gasket Manufacturing Company has to resort to spamming, that must mean that they’re about to go bankrupt. That’s the way I see it, and if I did have a need for their products I’d never buy from a company who needs to stoop to spamming to get customers. That says a lot about their financial health.
Once Lickspittle Juantsome finishes blowing every guy on the shop floor, maybe she’d be kind enough to remove my address from her spam list. That is if her keyboard isn’t too sticky from the cum all over it. I’m sure Lil’lyin’ would be happy to blow you too. Contact her at the address above, or try these:
firstname.lastname@example.org • email@example.com
Lillyliver is back with a different email address: firstname.lastname@example.org or try email@example.com