From: Mary Adams <email@example.com>
Subject: Just Checking In
I just thought you might be interested in our services.
Correction. You didn’t think. But you’re a spammer, so that’s par for the course.
Our company specializes in outbound calling, email marketing and other social media marketing services…
Why not be honest and change that sentence to, “We’re mother-fucking spammers and we can show you how to be the most hated people on the planet too.” (Yes, worse than those wimpy ISIS dicks.)
Here’s the cunt’s contact info:
Marketing Manager, Inside Sales Inc.
Update 2016-02-16: Since Mary was too busy blowing the whole company, she got her pet ape Camoron to spam me again. Since Camoron doesn’t have a dick, Mary can’t blow him so he’s got the time to do some spamming.