Subject: PMP Training Workshop
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Dear <first name>,
Trust your well being.
Where. Do. I. Start?
Well, dearest Press-On-Nails, you’ve got balls the size of raisins if you think I want your fucking spam anywhere but my junk folder.
“Trust your well being.” Do you speakee Englich? Actually, no it doesn’t. If you check out the domain registration for pmcoursecanada.com, it’s registered in India. Yessireebob, it’s yet another fucking Indian company trying to steal jobs away from the Canadian economy. Surely, no Canadian would fall for that shit.
They want $1100 for their project management course. My fee for reading their spam is $5000, so I guess they come out the loser. But, being fucking spammers, of course they’re losers.