From: “Mark Brander” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Wedding Invitation Of Matthew 22 Fulfilled, Biblical ‘Signs’ Appearing
My good fiend and psychotic, Mark Brander, is back. See his previous appearance here.
Supernatural manifestations of God’s glory are now being seen in many different parts of the world.
I think you mean in your brain. They’re called psychotic breaks, Mark, and they’re treatable.
These amazing biblical signs signal the soon return of Jesus for the wedding guests of Mathew 22.
Dear Mark-of-the-devil, all you Christian whack-jobs have been saying Jesus is returning for hundreds of years. He’s not. You know why? He’s a fictional character. Outside of the Bible there is almost no other evidence that Jesus even existed, let alone died and was resurrected. But I’ll play along. Your previous spam to me last year said the same fucking thing. So where the hell is he, Mork? Too busy shagging Mindy to return?
I know you’re too delusional to even know what an idiot you look like to normal people. It’s OK to keep these views to yourself but when you start spamming people then you become a nuisance and like all nuisance insects should be swatted with a rolled-up newspaper. Are you into spanking Mr. Brander? I’ll brand your behind by beating your ass with either the Bible or a cross. Your choice.
Let me close by saying, keep trying. No, I don’t mean keep trying to get your message across — I mean keep trying to find a psychiatrist who can help you. It’s never too late.