From: Justin Davidson <email@example.com>
Subject: Decision Makers Email List – 2013
I wanted to check if you are in practice of purchasing marketing lists.
Why no, Justine, you little scamp, I’m not in practice. I’m actually quite rusty. In fact I’m so rusty that I’ve never actually been stupid enough to purchase marketing lists from shit-eaters like you.
… all the contacts in our list have opted into receive third party information online.
Well Justout, I don’t think I believe you. You sent spam to me without permission. So I think you just have a list of people who hate spam but since you’re a sociopathic cunt, I think you sell lists to other spammers.
Please let me know your Target Industry …
But, but, Dustbin … are you telling me you didn’t even research my company before spamming me? My, my, aren’t you the lazy little fuck. How can I trust you to have vetted your lists if you can’t even be bothered to research companies you spam.
You can do one thing for me though. Print out all your lists, roll them up, and then shove them up your ass. Send photos.