From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: [Info] Let me know your target audience [12/16/2011] [Dxxxx]
Just another amateur, low-life spammer selling email lists hoping to get other people to spam. Yawn. Come up with something original, sweetie, like tasering yourself into a stupor. Now that I’d pay to watch.
From: email@example.com Subject: Make your Favorite Sandwich for Free
If you’re going to spam someone, don’t offer something totally unbelievable like a free $100 Subway gift card. Come on asshole, nobody believes that shit.
And at least put in the effort to have a web site that at first glance looks legit, but a blank page with a title of “Under Construction” identifies you as a spammer, and a lazy one at that. Oh, hiding your domain behind WhoisGuard, a spammer’s best friend, is another mark against you.
I'm also blocking your email address so you'll have to use a different one to arrange to pay the fee.