Amused Atheist

If you're not an atheist, you're misguided

Theists

So you believe in a god, eh?

First off, you have my sympathies for having the wool pulled over your eyes. That was a nasty thing for someone to do to you.

Apparently, there are approximately 3000 known gods. You probably believe in just one, the “one true god”. Funny, isn’t it, that it’s the same god your parents believed in, or the majority of the population where you live?

Theists are really not that much different than atheists. Theists don’t believe in 2999 gods, and atheists don’t believe in all 3000 (and any others that man invents). So we’re only 0.03% apart.

Don’t you think it’s time you opened your eyes? If you’re not sure you want to be an atheist, just read the Bible. No, I mean really read it. Look at the inconsistencies, the brutality, the hate, the silliness. If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will.

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. — Isaac Asimov

 

A word of advice

Theists, please, please stop embarrassing yourselves by asking us to prove there is no god. It is logically impossible to disprove the existence of anything! You are the ones asserting there is a god so the burden of proof is on you. I know that means you have to work at it, but maybe while doing so you’ll realize how silly religion really is.