Amused Atheist

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Posts Tagged ‘Mormon’

Religious beauty contest

Religion is like a beauty contest where the contestants are all trying to be number one in a different category.

Jews

The Jews are trying to win for best hairdo.

 

Christians

The Christians are all about the fashion statement.

 

Islamists

The Islamists are focussing on the talent competition.

 

Mormons

The Mormons are trying to win with their swimsuit.

 

Scientologists

The Scientologists feel they’ll win the Question and Answer segment.

 

Atheists

The Atheists are the judges and declare the whole competition a laughable farce and go out for a drink.

 


Traditional marriage

This cartoon succinctly describes the hypocrisy of religions who stupidly believe that marriage can only be between a man and a woman. Or, in the case of Mormons and Muhammed, children.