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Makes perfect sense

Christianity

The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your ‘soul’ that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Make perfect sense.

 


Religious beauty contest

Religion is like a beauty contest where the contestants are all trying to be number one in a different category.

Jews

The Jews are trying to win for best hairdo.

 

Christians

The Christians are all about the fashion statement.

 

Islamists

The Islamists are focussing on the talent competition.

 

Mormons

The Mormons are trying to win with their swimsuit.

 

Scientologists

The Scientologists feel they’ll win the Question and Answer segment.

 

Atheists

The Atheists are the judges and declare the whole competition a laughable farce and go out for a drink.

 


Cock sucking Jews

If that headline offends you, read it again. It’s not an epithet, it’s a statement of fact. If it still offends you, FOAD.

If you think that headline is anti-semitic, it’s not, it’s anti-stupidity == anti-religion.

Despite baby dying after getting herpes, Orthodox rabbis say they’ll defy law on ancient circumcision ritual – Kate Briquelet

 

Over the past decade, at least one other newborn died after contracting herpes from the rite, in which the rabbi draws blood from the penis with his mouth.

So it’s not just priests who are pedophiles, rabbis are too. You religious people have no morals. You’re really sicko whack-jobs.


Your religion was chosen for you

All children are born atheists, not believing in any god. Then the parents brainwash them.

Surprisingly, the children have the same religion of their parents who in turn have the religion of where they were born.

What do you think the odds are that each child has discovered the “one true god”? Not very likely.

Theists, I know it’s hard to undo years of brain-washing. You can do it if you examine your religion’s claims with an open, probing mind and use science and logic. You will conclude that all religion is just wishful thinking, at best.