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How hot can it be?

When a Christian says, "After you die, you'll burn in Hell," I can't help but think, "Before I was born, I was forged inside a supernova and never felt a thing. How hot can it be?"

When a Christian says, “After you die, you’ll burn in Hell,” I can’t help but think, “Before I was born, I was forged inside a supernova and never felt a thing. How hot can it be?”


What you say, what we hear

Theists say …

You’re going to burn in hell.

 

 Atheists hear …

Because you don’t believe in my fantasies I’m going to pretend to send you to my invisible, underground closet where I keep my demons.

 

Atheists hear nonsense and rightly ignore it.


Rot in hell

Telling us atheists we will rot in hell is like telling us we will be gored by a unicorn.

And really, is that a Christian thing to say to someone? Oh, it is? How Christian of you.

Santa Claus won’t bring you any presents this year.


We can quote the bible too

 

Go ahead Christians, try executing your wife if she’s not a virgin. I mean, you must follow the bible teachings, right? So you must execute her. You have no choice. Otherwise, you must know that your bible is just bullshit.

You can’t say that the bible is the word of god and then pick and choose which parts you’re going to obey. If you do, then you’re ignoring god’s word and will go to hell.

So yeah, every Christian is going to hell then.

And Christian guys, if you have sex with your girlfriend and then marry her knowing she’s not a virgin, then that’s entrapment. As a good, god-fearing Christian you have to execute her so I guess that’s murder then.

Oh, you Christians are such wild and crazy people. No, I mean literally.

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