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Flat-Earthers fail at physics

I love Flat-Earthers because they’re amusing. They don’t “believe” in gravity. They claim that objects fall to the ground when released because the flat Earth is accelerating “up.” This doesn’t sound plausible but let’s see if it’s physically possible.

We want to calculate the velocity that the Earth would be moving and the amount of energy it would take to accelerate the Earth to that velocity. Let’s not quibble about where the energy comes from. Let’s just say … God farts a lot. We’ll discuss this more later.

Check my calculations, will ya?

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Don’t read this rant about my family

If you’re looking for a rant about my family and their religious beliefs, this is not the article. I’m going to rant about how little effort even family members are willing to expend to make their lives several orders of magnitude easier should a tragedy occur.

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When animals overhear a theist talking…

Have you seen my cock?

Source:  The Unknown Comic [Facebook]

The priest of a small village church was proud of the rooster and hens he kept in back of the church. One night his rooster was missing and the priest suspected someone in his congregation stole it.

The next Sunday at mass he asked, “Does anyone have a cock?”

Confused, all the men stood up.

“No,” said the priest. “I mean, has anyone seen a cock?”

Suddenly all the women stood up.

Annoyed, the priest said, “No, you misunderstood. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

This time, half the women stood up.

Now angry, the priest said, “That’s not what I meant either. Has anybody seen my cock?”

All the choir boys stood up.