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Lying For Jesus®

Lying For Jesus

Lying For Jesus

This graphic provided by @ASkepticAtheist is very appropriate after reading just a few Christian Twitter streams. If they’re not making up total bullshit, they outright lie. But, that’s the Christian way. God will forgive them as long as they’re Lying For Jesus®.


How hot can it be?

When a Christian says, "After you die, you'll burn in Hell," I can't help but think, "Before I was born, I was forged inside a supernova and never felt a thing. How hot can it be?"

When a Christian says, “After you die, you’ll burn in Hell,” I can’t help but think, “Before I was born, I was forged inside a supernova and never felt a thing. How hot can it be?”


The Irish are a disgrace?

This cartoon came out shortly after the Irish enshrined same sex marriage into their constitution.

Before the Catholic Church points fingers they should familiarize themselves with that whole, “those in glass houses…” saying.

Those Irish are a disgrace to mankind!

Those Irish are a disgrace to mankind!


God is with us! Oh really?

Theists fail to see the logical error they make by thanking their god for some “miracle” after a natural disaster. Take the photo below. Ignore that it’s from Fox & Friends, a stain on humanity of unimaginable ignorance.

We can forgive the teen for making such a specious statement of, “God is with us.” Given the amount of childhood religious indoctrination and abuse they were exposed to by simply living in Oklahoma, it’s understandable.

Grown-ups (notice I didn’t say adults because religious adults still haven’t grown up) will see the logical error of ascribing the good to a merciful god, but the massive destruction that allowed a coincidence to appear as an act of god, is blamed on that fucking bitch, Mother Nature.

Logic demands that if you credit god with the “miracle” that you also blame god for the destruction. Christians will never do that though. Why? Well, they’ve created a convenient devil to blame for the bad. But again, they fail to explain rationally why an all-powerful god allowed Satan to come into existence and is powerless to stop him. Apparently, Satan can create a tornado that kills but God can only cut the base off a power pole. Fuck, I could do that with a chainsaw.

Atheists look at images like the one below and really understand that there was no god or devil involved. Just the powerful forces of nature. By the way, I’ve spoken to Mother Nature and she’s really quite nice. You’d like her.

God is With Us

God is With Us


Ways to wear a knitted hat

Ways to wear a knitted hat

Ways to wear a knitted hat

There’s not a lot of difference between a hostage and a Muslim woman, is there?