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The Irish are a disgrace?

This cartoon came out shortly after the Irish enshrined same sex marriage into their constitution.

Before the Catholic Church points fingers they should familiarize themselves with that whole, “those in glass houses…” saying.

Those Irish are a disgrace to mankind!

Those Irish are a disgrace to mankind!

God is with us! Oh really?

Theists fail to see the logical error they make by thanking their god for some “miracle” after a natural disaster. Take the photo below. Ignore that it’s from Fox & Friends, a stain on humanity of unimaginable ignorance.

We can forgive the teen for making such a specious statement of, “God is with us.” Given the amount of childhood religious indoctrination and abuse they were exposed to by simply living in Oklahoma, it’s understandable.

Grown-ups (notice I didn’t say adults because religious adults still haven’t grown up) will see the logical error of ascribing the good to a merciful god, but the massive destruction that allowed a coincidence to appear as an act of god, is blamed on that fucking bitch, Mother Nature.

Logic demands that if you credit god with the “miracle” that you also blame god for the destruction. Christians will never do that though. Why? Well, they’ve created a convenient devil to blame for the bad. But again, they fail to explain rationally why an all-powerful god allowed Satan to come into existence and is powerless to stop him. Apparently, Satan can create a tornado that kills but God can only cut the base off a power pole. Fuck, I could do that with a chainsaw.

Atheists look at images like the one below and really understand that there was no god or devil involved. Just the powerful forces of nature. By the way, I’ve spoken to Mother Nature and she’s really quite nice. You’d like her.

God is With Us

God is With Us

God loves a churchgoer

‘Beautiful’ family slain hours after church by ‘mentally ill father who was tormented by the prospect of Obama winning the election’

Albert Peterson shot dead his wife and two sons hours after going to church because he dreaded the thought of Obama winning the election, a family friend has revealed.

– Mail Online

Presumably, the father prayed to his god to help him understand and cope with his fears. But there was no god to hear.

It does not surprise me that a mentally ill man would commit a horrendous crime just hours after leaving church. The fact that he believes in invisible men already puts him at a disadvantage.

If he prays to this invisible man, then the response he hears is actually his own thoughts.

Instead of going to church, he should have sought psychiatric help from a medical professional — what we atheists call ‘real people.’

To the members of this man’s church and religion, you’ve got to be asking yourselves now, just what the fuck good is it to believe in a god that would let this family die so horribly.

God, the jolly joker

Catholic priest dies of heart attack while performing wedding ceremony in Germany

Munich’s Merkur newspaper reports that the priest had just begun a prayer Saturday at the St. Lambert abbey chapel in Bavaria when he fell forward onto the stone floor.

– Associated Press

You’ve got to admit, god has one sick sense of humor. First, he kills a 47-year old priest. I wonder why … was it because he wasn’t fucking any alter boys?

Then, he screws up the couple’s wedding. They’ll likely be scarred for life.

I know, god is punishing them all for being so stupid that they actually believe in god.

Murderer has faith in his god

Texas inmate prepares for 3rd trip to death chamber door, hopes for Supreme Court reprieve

“I don’t want to sound vain, but I have confidence in my attorney and confidence in my God,” he said. “I can win either way.” – Cleve Foster

The Vancouver Sun

And why wouldn’t a murder have faith in his god, after all, when it comes to mass murder, violence, and mayhem, god is the best role model you can have. That fucker really knows how to kill.

I wonder if Cleve ever asked his god why he didn’t stop the murder and save two people. But, the obvious answer is that there is no god. Never was. So Cleve would just be talking to himself. And only Cleve is responsible for his actions.

Religious bounty

Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty

A Pakistani government minister has offered a $100,000 reward for the death of the maker of an anti-Islam film produced in the US.

BBC News

Just lovely, state-sanctioned murder.

Before, we could say it was just Muslim extremists fomenting the violence. Now, it appears that this religious value of tolerance is not at all present in Islam. No, Islam is all about the hating, intolerance, violence, radicalism, and on and on …

To you more moderate Muslims I say to you now, you are being tainted by the whack-jobs in your religion. That means I, and many others, no longer distinguish between radical Muslims and moderate Muslims. There just doesn’t seem to be any difference to us. You all look the same.

If you are a Muslim and don’t agree with all this violence by your donkey-fucking brethren, then you need to find another religion. Or better yet, wake the fuck up and realize that all religions are fairy tales used to keep the ignorant under control. The only logical, science-based truth is atheism.

You don’t see atheists murdering and burning churches and synagogues and mosques just because we don’t agree with your misguided beliefs. No, violence in the name of religion is confined to — well — religion!

The only way to desensitize these fuck-twits is for everybody to piss them off. Then they won’t know where to turn. So here’s my contribution …

Your prophet is a cunt.*


* Notice I didn’t single out any particular prophet. I don’t care who your prophet is or what religion you follow. It’s all a sham anyway.

Islamists are child rapists and pedophiles

Child ‘marriages’ and Sharia courts: It must end now

As you may have seen in the papers recently, there is growing evidence that young children – some as young at 5 years old – are being “married” to older men in Sharia courts across Britain. This is increasingly being sanctioned by the Islamists who run Britain’s network of Sharia courts, and there is evidence that this practice is growing.

Free Thought Blogs

Don’t get smug, catholics. Your priests are child rapists and pedophiles too.

Full meal deal

I asked the Lord to satisfy my stomach as if I’d had a full meal. – Rita Chretien after surviving 7 weeks in Nevada wilderness.

Um, Rita? A few questions …

  • How come your god let you get in that predicament to start with?
  • Why did he let it go on so long?
  • Why did he let your husband die but save you?
  • Why did you ask him to satisfy your stomach as if you’d had a full meal? I guess you were pretty sure he wouldn’t give you real food. God’s a prick, eh Rita?
  • Why do you continue to worship a god that would put you through this ordeal?

God is a fictional being created by man and worshipped by the ignorant. I’m happy that you survived, Rita. I’m saddened that you are no more enlightened than when you got yourself lost.

Islamic donkey-fuckers

Dear Islamic extremists (no, I’m not talking about the vast majority of believers in Islam who are peaceful but misguided),

This is why I call you donkey-fuckers:

An open letter to the [Australian] Islamic protesters …

HAVE we Sydney-siders got this straight?

Because on the other side of the Pacific, somewhere in California, some loser has thrown together some kind of amateur internet video insulting your particular god, you think it justifiable to:

  • Take over the Sydney CBD.
  • Cause willful damage to property.
  • Throw rocks at police officers who are doing nothing more than their duty.
  • Hold up such ludicrous signs as “Behead all those who insult the prophet.”

– Peter FitzSimons, The Sydney Morning Herald

Read that article. Now do you understand why it’s not just atheists that think you’re lunatics? Atheists are amused by your beliefs and appalled by your actions. The reason you behave this way is easily explainable. You’ve been fucking too many donkeys. Stop. Just stop.

Ignorance is bliss

Virginia lawmaker: Children with disabilities are God’s punishment to women who previously had abortions.

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

“In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.” –  Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall (R)

Think Progress

So there you have it, proof positive that you can always rely on a Republican, religious whack-job to say something more ignorant than you thought humanly possible.

Bravo, sir! Well done!